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thelilnan:

tis the season

harrystylesexposed:

"you can’t blame all white people for slavery" and you can’t blame all muslims for 9/11 but that don’t stop you

defectivemachines:

*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS ON EYELINER*

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

*PUTS ON ALL BLACK*

SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD

*BUSTS DOWN DOOR*

BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME

*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*

REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES 

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon